How much you flirt?? Now read this carefully! (Quite True)

Question 1.

Late at night, you are partying with a friend of the opposite sex. If you don't leave now, you would miss the last bus. What would you do?

a. Who cares...continue to party -- Go To Question 2

b. Ask if he would send you home -- Go To Question 3

c. Say "Good-Bye" to him and run after the bus -- Go To Question 4

Question 2.

While having a meal with a friend, you saw that what he/she had ordered seemed quite delicious. Would you ask to have a taste of his/her food?

a. Yes --- Go to Question 5

b. No --- Go to Question 6

Question 3.

You saw something nice while shopping but you don't have the means to buy it. Would you...

a. Shrug your shoulders and forget it. --- Go to Question 7

b. Go ahead and flash your credit card --- Go to Question 6

Question 4.

You have a job offer that is paying better than your present job. You would...

1. It’s a good offer. Type your resignation letter now

--- Go to Question 8.

2. The present boss is treating you well. Stay cause of loyalty!

--- Go to Question 7.

Question 5.

Your views on school regulations are...

a. Would never compromise to them. --- Go To Question 9.

b. See it there is loopholes and try to get thru them.

--- Go to Question 10.

c. Would definitely keep to them! --- Go To Question 12.

Question 6.

A person from the opposite sex expresses his/her love for you would...

a. Smile and think highly of your charms --- Go to Question 9.

b. Reject him/her and keep a distance --- Go To Question 10.

c. Run off without even answering! --- Go To Question 12.

Question 7.

You are in your boyfriend/girlfriend's bedroom and you saw a photo of him/her with his/her old flame. You would...

a. See and forget because it’s all in the past. --- Go to Question 10.

b. Get real mad and leave the room. --- Go to Question 11.

Question 8.

Would you rewrite a lecture note again because your handwriting is untidy?

a. Yes --- Go To Question 12.

b. No --- Go To Question 11.

Question 9.

When wearing a pair of mini skirts/ shorts, what would u choose as the top?

a. A tight fitting tee --- Go to Question 13.

b. A loose fitting tee --- Go to Question 14.

Question 10.

On a tour, the tour guide specifically tells you not to venture to a certain area because it’s dangerous. Would you out of curiosity, go ahead without listening to him?

a. Yes --- go to Question 13.

b. No --- go to Question 14.

Question 11.

When out with a friend of the same sex, would you hold hands and walk?

a. Yes ---- Go to Question 15.

b. No ---- Go to Question 16.

Question 12.

Wearing a newly bought swimsuit, would you feel especially eye-catching' and 'sharp' when walking by the pool?

a. Yes --- go to Question 14.

b. No --- go to Question 16.

Question 13.

Are you the impulsive type? Always acting on the instant you get the idea without thinking carefully.

a. Yes ---- Type A

b. No ---- Go to Question 14.

Question 14.

Do you still maintain friendship with your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend?

a. Yes ---- Type B

b. No ----- Go to Question 15.

Question 15.

Every time you pack for a tour, you would always end up packing more than what you need?

a. Yes ---- go to Question 16.

b. No --- Type C

Question 16.

Do you mind sharing the same cup with others?

a. Yes --- Type D

b. No ---- Type C

END OF QUESTIONS

RESULT

TYPE A --- 90% FLIRT

You fall in love easily most of the time getting trapped in a triangular relationship. Adding to the fact that you do not commit to your partner, you enjoy having suitors. To put it simply, YOU ARE FAR FROM FAITHFUL.

TYPE B --- 70% FLIRT

You are partially flirtatious by nature. You enjoy being pampered and pursued by others so occasionally you would harbor the thoughts of 'stepping on 2 boats'. BUT...as you are sensitive to your partner, you do try to restrain yourself.

TYPE C --- 40% FLIRT

You are shy by nature and have only a small circle of friends. This attributes to the fact that you would not have a high chance of getting trapped in a triangular relationship.

TYPE D --- 0% FLIRT

You have high morality and it’s against infidelity. Whoever is with you is the most fortunate but pray that your partner does not belong to any of the above group!

Some Funny Quotes

1

Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called
"Saints"

But now they are called..

"IT professionals"


2

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"


3.

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..

Its just that,
One loves too much,

and

The other loves too many,


4.

Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!


5.

Philosophy of life

At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!


6.

What is a Fear?

Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new

and

Just few hours left for your exams..!


7.

Just4Fun

Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!


8.

Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"

Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

9

After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

10

A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...

..... Leave them to us

Find your life partner easily

Hi,



Here I am sending you a secret to know your life partner's name. It is 100% correct and foolproof, I have tested it myself. People who are already married can obtain that experience by going through this number based system to know your life partner. But please give full concentration while going through this step bcoz it is a question of your life and future (Don't disclose the name to your wife if it's not her). Those who are in engagement can check whether their choice is correct or wrong. So, leave your work for sometime and give time to your life partner.


FOLLOWING IS THE PROCEDURE
Something for u to try out.....An ancient numerological procedure that ACTUALLY works!!! (Obviously it works!).If u don't Believe It then why Don't u try it out for yourself.
HERE IT GOES!!!!!
I am sure everybody is curious to know
1."Who will be his/her life partner? "
2." How will she/he look? "
3." When she/he will meet? "
And many others
I don't have the answer for the last two. But certainly for the first one.
So if you want to know the name of ur life partner continue. To my surprise, I have found that the results are accurate.


WARNING:
1. Already married people don't try this, Coz u will be upset if she is not already ur life partner. You got the wrong one.
2. This is only for unmarried GUYS. So UNMARRIED GUYS proceed........


Suggestion: Since I am breaking the law of nature (I am telling u the future), please follow the instructions carefully and stepwise. Don't be in a hurry to jump further. Otherwise u may get wrong results. Also it involves a little bit of mathematical computation, whoever are not so good at Maths, Please keep a calculator along With U You can get that, After all you are going to get a TRUTH So trying a little Hard is OK.


FIRST STEP:
Write down your full name on a plane paper (Only real name not containing the initials and last names, no nick names, no short sweet names) Now you have written down ur name.


MAGIC_LETTER1_TABLE
A=9.5
B=66.5
C=114
D=161.5
E=209
F=19
G=76
H=123.5
I=171
J=218.5
K=28.5
L=85.5
M=133
N=180.5
O=228
P=38
Q=95
R=142.5
S=190
T=237.5
U=47.5
V=104.5
W=152
X=199.5
Y=247
Z=57


SECOND STEP :
Next by looking to the above magic-letter1-table , write down the corresponding numbers. Encrypt your name by those numbers. (Following are not the exact numbers from magic table) for eg : M A N J U 10 20 30 40 50 Now you have written down the numbers below the corresponding Letters


THIRD STEP:
Multiply all the numbers you by 13. (Some people believe 13 is bad for men.
But after this, they will not)
Now you got the product. Write them below the corresponding letters (all should be written down like a table. Following are not the exact numbers from magic table) for eg : M A N J U 10 20 30 40 50 130 260 390 520 650 And so on got it?


FORTH STEP:


Girls write down these 2 MAGIC NUMBERS before the numbers you got.
They are 1729 1852.5
for eg: 1729 1852.5 130 260 390 520 650


Boys Write down these 3 MAGIC NUMBERS before the numbers you got.
They are 1729 1852.5 2470
for eg: 1729 1852.5 2470 130 260 390 520 650


FIFTH STEP:
Now add 17 to all these numbers (including magic numbers) for eg: 1746 1869.5 2487 147 277 407 537 667


SIXTH STEP
Now the next step; divide all these numbers by simple 4.


SEVENTH STEP:
Now comes the most crucial step. Decrypt the answer using the below MAGIC_LETTER2_TABLE and know the name of ur life partner.
A=35.125
B=220.375
C=374.75
D=529.125
E=683.5
F=66
G=251.25
H=405.625
I=560
J=714.375
K=96.875
L=282.125
M=436.5
N=590.875
O=745.25
P=127.75
Q=313
R=467.375
S=621.75
T=776.125
U=158.625
V=343.875
W=498.25
X=652.625
Y=807
Z=189.5


and That's it, Cool.. !!................ Isn't It!! :-) Send it to your others friends and tell them proudly that you found your life partners name!

Great Joke

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition

Organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian...



A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies

and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and

We are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
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"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
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"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"